fwips:

"Hello, welcome to the Pokemon Center. We can heal your Pokemon to perfect health. Would you like us to heal your Pokemon?"

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

pokemonqrcodes:

Vintage Mew hieroglyphic :3 

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT
ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

ponywindything:

thatradicalnotion:

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

wespeak-music:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

I like how no one is asking why he got the Oreo barcode tattooed on him.